Kana Uemura - Goddess in the Toilet 植村花菜 トイレの神様 original lyrics i n Japanese About the time I was in 3rd grade I lived with my grandmother My parent's house was next door but I lived with my grandmother Everyday I helped out I even played gobang But my grandmother said this to me because I couldn't clean the toilet My goodness, there's a goddess at the toilet that's why if you clean the toilet You can become beautiful like the goddess From that day on I started making the toilet shine I'll definitely become a beautiful woman Every day I polished it When we went out to go shopping We both had roasted duck My grandmother missed her new comedy show and cried and blamed me My goodness, there's a goddess at the toilet that's why if you clean the toilet You can become beautiful like the goddess I became an adult and I bumped heads with grandma I couldn't make a family and I had no place to stay I didn't return hom...